if you’ve watched seinfeld (and who hasn’t?), you know who i’m talking about: frank and estelle constanza, george constanza’s parents.
case in point: this morning.
location: our kitchen, baltimore, md
time: around 8 a.m.
me: at the stove.
holly: sitting at the island
me: i’m making your egg. how do you want it? fried?
holly: yeah. but i think i just want an egg white.
me: just an egg white?
holly: yeah! just an egg white!
me (louder) : just an egg white?
holly: YEAH. JUST THE WHITE.
me: why? why do you only want the white?
holly: what’s it matter why! i only want the white! i want an egg white who cares why?
me (shouting) : OK FER CRYIN OUT LOUD YOU DON’T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME.
at which point i announced that we were acting like an old married couple. we are an old married couple, holly said. and then i said we sounded like the parents on seinfeld and i was going to blog about this.
you really need to watch the videos below.