is there, like, a syndrome…?

when, like, a person can’t stop eating pistachios?  if so, i definitely have that syndrome.

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2 responses to “is there, like, a syndrome…?

  1. It’s called Anticessation Pistacia vera Mastication Syndrome (APMS). I am the first person to clinically name this syndrome.

  2. thank you, mr. grunwell. i feel so much better now you’ve named it. funny how that happens…

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