haha. i’m laughing just thinking about it.
i told you the other day about holly’s low-maintenance-ness when it comes to girlie stuff. she is particular, however, about the shampoo she uses. i mean, she’s not as bad as me. but she does care. anyway, we went to our favorite beauty supply store (Ulta–she dreads when we go there together b/c i love to walk around and around under the bright lights and ooh and ahh at all the sparkly eyeshadows and leopard-print straightening irons and spritz about a million different perfumes on those shake-em-like-a-poloroid-picture paper test strips; it’s way better than sephora b/c there’s no annoying sales ppl wearing those annoying gloves so it feels more casual) a couple weeks ago b/c she needed more shampoo. i took the opportunity, of course, to buy more frosty lipstick (buy one-get one; girls, can you really blame me??) since it seems to be my goal to have a tube in every coat pocket and every bag that i own.
anyway, the shampoo she likes is this citrus-mint (see above). it’s a pretty green color in a clear plastic bottle. technically it’s a “guys” brand but she goes by smell (and performance but mostly smell it seems like) and this one smells best. (like i said, low-maintenance) it was $8.99 for a small bottle but something like $10.99 for a larger one.
“let’s get the larger one,” i said. “it’s way cheaper.” (i love a good deal.)
it seemed oddly cheap but whatever, you know? so we bought it (and the lipstick) and went on our way.
so a week or so goes by, and holly’s mentions a couple times that her hair feels “thick” and isn’t laying right. i don’t notice a huge different but i guess maybe a little?
another week goes by and she’s saying that maybe that last haircut she got has already grown out since she’s just not having good hair days lately.
“yeah, maybe,” i say. “it doesn’t look that bad.”
a few days later i’m in the shower absent-mindedly looking at whatever bottles are lined up in front of me.
“‘american crew. citrus mint. body wash.’ wait, body wash??!”
she’s been using body wash! as shampoo! no wonder! this strikes me as insanely funny and i start laughing.
i make a mental note to tell her but the hot water feels so good and then i get hungry and forget. a week later i remember.
“oh honey! hahaha. honey,” i say.
“what? what? what’s so funny!!!'” she says. we’re both laughing. “what!”
“you know how you’ve been saying how your hair feels thick? well that shampoo you’ve been using…is body wash!”
we both laughed like crazy. she is so cute. what would she do w/out me? (come to think of it, i’m the one that picked out the bottle to begin with. but still. she needs me.)