something better change around here or else somebody’s gonna lose an eye

that’s pretty much what i said to holly. after she said, with a sick smirk on her face, that she felt like punching me in the throat. which was in response to me telling her that i felt like elbowing her in the face.

yes, folks, this is the face of pms X 2, which is what i talked about the other day. which is perhaps the biggest downfall of being a partnered gay female of childbearing age. since it’s about my turn to get my “monthly gift” (ha, those commercials are so funny) this PROVES that *i* JESSICA am the ALPHA FEMALE. i have, with my pheromones or whatever the hell it is that does it, dragged her ass into my cycle.  not that i’m gloating. well maybe a little just b/c i think it’s really funny. but the gloating lasts about two seconds considering the havoc hormones have wreaked on our household the past couple weeks.

i love holly. i love her dearly. we love each other dearly. but i am telling you something’s got to give, or, yes, somebody’s going to lose an eye.

it’s like this push-pull. when i get hormonal, i don’t want her near me. but whatever prehistoric pheromones are lurking just under (or on?) my skin make her morph into peppy le peu. she’s suddenly all over me. i’m like EW GET OFFA ME! and she’s like, well, she basically like the clip below.

(watch her face. oh that is SO me right now.)

did you see what happens to him at the end? yeah.

anyway, that pretty much sums up us right now. when we’re not at each other’s throats, she’s on me like white on rice. sigh.

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6 responses to “something better change around here or else somebody’s gonna lose an eye

  1. You are not the Alpha!! We both are, which is why we bring each other into each others’ cycles, hence making our cycles longer!

    Come here and let me hug you……

  2. losing a eye is a big price to pay … but if you feel it is ne3cessary, then at least be quick about it. And have the EMTs on the front porch.

  3. Simultaneous PMS . . . simultaneous ovulating. I think the pluses and minuses balance themselves out.

  4. Two words – Birth Control. Helps reign in those hormones and makes the household much more livable… seriously.

  5. good suggestion but i try not to ingest any more medications than i already do! i bet it works tho…

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