back by popular demand: best of aggravated assaults

ok, maybe not popular demand. but christina likes ’em so here’s this week’s doozie from our free weekly southeast (or, as the locals call it: “souf-east) paper:

A man told police that his ex-girlfriend and he were walking together when she asked to borrow his cell phone. He allowed her to use it for a few minutes, then asked for it back. She told him that she would give it back as soon as she lit her cigar. The man became irritated and told her that he did not want to walk with her any longer. She came up behind him, burned him on the neck with the cigar and fled. A warrant was issued for her arrest.

let the woman finish lighting her cigar! geesh! some ppl. no wonder she burned your impatient ass! shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

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One response to “back by popular demand: best of aggravated assaults

  1. FabulousMari

    I hope it wasn’t a Lewinsky cigar.wowza!

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