remember when i asked you what was worse, smelling like subway or 7-11?

well, hands down, i say 7-11. hands down.

can’t a girl buy a bottle of aquafina and a couple scratch-off tickets (ok, three. but it’s st. patty’s day and i was feeling lucky!) w/out walking out smelling like a…a…man, i don’t even know! a deep-friend artificial meat something or other? i think even if you went into a 7-11 completely naked (note: don’t do this) your skin would absorb the smell. of course i’m wearing a sweater. so basically, i stink. (wanna hug? no? oh.)

[update: not even one winning ticket and now i’m covered in that weird silvery, oddly sticky scratch-off dust. oh well, i’m not irish anyway. perhaps i’ll buy more and have holly scratch them off since she‘s irish? hunny, can you even hold a nickel right now ?? (she was out for “kegs and eggs” at 8am. that’s my baby!)]

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One response to “remember when i asked you what was worse, smelling like subway or 7-11?

  1. shouldacalleditanight

    haha, very funny post.

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