and wore my pants on, like, half my butt only?
case in point: lil wayne. all the kids love him. and clearly he’s doing something right b/c he’s rich as sin. i mean, look. i see the entertainment value in him. i do. and he does excel at the whole-body tattoo thing (that he does all the way). and the dirty lyrics. but, like, really. the guy only says half of each word. have you noticed? iiii’jus sayin.
it’s just, like, i wanna be rich, too, dammit. and if it takes cutting down on my syllables and grabbin a huge-o pair’a jeans and cinchin’em low, i’m willing to do it!! (haha. i just totally made myself crack up. it is friday yet???)