to smack you upside the head and send you home crying. (ladies, i know you know where i’m coming from. seriously. i’m gonna stop right there b/c i don’t even have anything else to say.)
tonight is fitting #2. am mentally prepped to do more standing in undies. (also wince at lots of too-close-for-comfort pinning, and silently hope the russian dressmakers are merely complimenting my figure in their native tongue.) must be brave! onwards!