back in the day–the day being, like, just a few years ago–getting a call from a wrong number was, for the most part, quick and easy to deal with.
stranger: hi, can i speak to jamie?
you: uh, i think you have the wrong number.
stranger: oh, ok, sorry.
done. over. easy.
now, thanks to text messaging, the wrong number isn’t just a phone call. it’s a friggin text.
case in point: on thursday afternoon, holly and i were driving thru the sticks of western pee-ay and i get a text message. i pick up my phone and take a look.
Wat u doin?? it reads. it’s from an unfamiliar number. unfamiliar shorthand, too. call me a dork, but i still write out “what” in its entirety. hell, it’s only four letters.
“who’s it from?” holly asks.
“i don’t know,” i say. “wrong number.”
i start putting the phone back in my bag.
“find out who it is,” she suggests.
i shrug and pick the phone back up. i’m curious, but also feeling squeamish about text messaging with a potential stranger. i think the rest of my text-messaging-with-a-stranger episode speaks for itself, so i’m just going to give you the transcript. don’t worry, it’s short. i’ll start from the beginning. names have been changed to protect, well, me, probably. words have been bleeped out, too. ok, just one. anyway.
stranger: Wat u doin??
me: Who’s this?
stranger: <insert fake name>
me: Sorry, i think u have the wrong number…
stranger: N***a dis ma new numba
me: This is jessica, you have the wrong number.
and that, fortunately, ended it. look, i’m all for communicating w/new ppl, but c’mon now. i sighed and told holly i missed the days of just picking up the phone and telling someone they have the wrong number and that’s that. now you get erstwhile text messages from wrong numbers and you need to convince them they really do have the wrong number and they’re rude and use slang that you, as a jewish ex-jersey girl, feel uncomfortable even putting on your blog, which is fairly irreverent anyway, so that’s really saying something.
if you have similar stories, please share. i can’t be the only one out there getting wrong number texts and i need a good laugh.